Friday, January 15, 2016

Trump quotes to offend just about everyone

Coal miners

  • "The coal miner gets black-lung disease, his son gets it, then his son. If I had been the son of a coal miner, I would have left the damn mines. But most people don’t have the imagination—or whatever—to leave their mine. They don’t have ‘it’.
This is the typical attitude of someone who has never had to struggle - to pay the bills, send a child to college, or raise a family. Donald, these people do have "it", It's called making the best with what you have.
Rich, clueless asshole.

Parents who vaccinate their children

  • "No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time."
I guess we can add scientist to your resume. What can we expect from someone who doesn't believe in climate change? Or do you have a lot of money invested in fossil fuels?

Carly Fiorina

  • "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
The Donald judges a woman by her attractiveness, not her skills. Um, Donald, have you looked in a mirror lately? Ugh!
One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”

Diet Coke drinkers

  • "I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
We all know "The Donald" doesn't value people he deems "unattractive."

Foreign relief workers

  • "The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great - but must suffer the consequences!"
We wouldn't want to expose The Donald to any nasty viruses now, would we? He's way more important then the people who risk their lives to help others. I hope no soldiers catch a deadly disease. He'll ban vets from the US. too.


  •  "A lot of people hire consultants. Well, if the consultant's so smart, why aren't they rich?"
Again, this is the attitude "average" folks get from people who were born rich and have never had to struggle a day in their lives.


  • "He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured."
Yep, if  The Donald had been shot down, he would've used his superior survival skills to escape. Oh, wait - he didn't get drafted. He was too important (rich) to risk his life serving his country.


  • "You know, it doesn't really matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
  • "Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money."

(I just threw up a little in my mouth.) Trump obviously equates success with "sex-cess." Yes, there are women who can look past a man's repulsiveness if that man can buy her nice things. Look at Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, lol.

People who aren't as smart as he 

  • "... my I.Q. is one of the highest–and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault."
Oh, if  all us stoopid people could just be as intellejent as him!

Chinese - and scientists

  • "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
Tell us again how smart you are Donald. Maybe you need to get educated by people who actually know something about climate change!

Jeb Bush's wife

  • "Jeb Bush has to like the Mexican illegals because of his wife."
Yep, because we know all people with more melanin in their skin stick together.


  • "They're not coming to this country if I'm president."
Let's amp up the anti-Muslim hysteria some more Donald. Just the qualities we look for in a leader.

Rich People

  • "You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people."
Donald, your not "getting along" with the poor and middle class people. They are sucking up to you because you are rich! Lose all your money and we'll see how much they pal around with you. The rich don't HAVE to suck up to you. They don't need anything from you.


  • "When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best... They’re sending people that have lots of problems... They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists..."
Like the Mexican government is deciding which of its people to send. And a few bad apples do not define a whole group of people just trying to make a better life for themselves and their families. Not all rich people are xenophobic, misogynist assholes like you, Donald.

People with low self esteem

  • "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser..."
Only arrogant people can be successful? Only in Trump fantasy land.

Black and Jewish men

  • "Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."
'Cause only those  Jews are good at counting money? Especially the short ones wearing yarmulkes. I'm sure in your mind all Jewish men look like that. And what can we say about how you view Black people... Your actions speak louder than words.

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